Green God(mode) Salad

This one is for the those who love to eat a single color.
We often ask the color green for a mere pop of itself. “A pop of green will tie it together”, a succulent on a millennial bookshelf, accent scallions over the top of a brown soup broth…

Green can bring the flavor on its own, no need for anything else.
This salad is about practicing refusal.

Or as JPEGMAFIA says, “Fuck the underground I’m going pop.”

Total preparation time: 15 minutes
Difficulty: Easy
Pineapples: 5/5 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍
Read before committing: It’s OK to substitute other green ingredients, but try to maintain a balance of textures and flavors. The color green contains multitudes: bitter, sweet, pine, umami…

Toasted Shishito Peppers
Salt and Pepper
Lemon Juice
Olive Oil

Get everything in a bowl
Stir the mixture with a wood spoon
Cover the bowl and shake everything hard
(this is important for emulsifying the oil and the acid)